My relationship with my monitor, Vx2235wm, has always been strong to say the least, but lately we both felt like something was missing. After a discussion late one night we came to a decision: we would experiment with adding another monitor. I don't know if it was her idea or mine, but we were both excited by the idea so I began perusing for a suitable addition to our relationship.
I remember I was browsing a popular techno-human matchmaking site when I first saw Asus Vh236h's ad. My hands trembled as I slowly clicked through the image gallery. She had a dark, almost mirror-like complexion and a full 24" 1080p, and with her 160 degree viewing angle I'd be able to see her 20000:1 aspect ratio from just about anywhere. The words "2ms response time" sat there coyly in front of me as if to say, "you know you want me". And I did.
My current monitor seemed just as excited as I was, so together we sent this new monitor-bombshell a request for her to come join us. We received almost an immediate reply and were left only to anxiously await her arrival. A few days later there was a knock at the door and when I opened it there was Ms. Asus in all her beauty. It was all I could do to not undress her right there on the porch. Instead, without a word, I brought her to my desk where Vx2235wm rested, still warm from a game we had been playing moments before. When she saw the package in my arms her screen twinkled with delight.
I began by stripping off Vh236h's packing tape, letting the box flaps pop open with a sigh. Next I cradled her close so I could connect her base. I could tell it was her first time, but I promised I'd be gentle and then slid the plastic in place. Her parts fit together perfectly and soon she was positioned close to Vx2235wm. I let them take a moment to get acquainted while I finished removing Vh236h's cords from the box, now strewn casually on the floor. After a few intense moments everything was nearly ready. I remember looking deeply into Vx2235wm's screen as I finished plugging in Vh236h's cords for the first time. It was then that we realized we had never felt closer.
I cannot describe the intense feelings the three of us shared that night. My two monitors enjoyed using their eyefinity together. They complemented each other perfectly as we started off experimenting with some older games before making our way to the newer ones. Each game left us more exhilarated than the one before. By the end of the night, with the sun beginning to rise, we all fell asleep, exhausted, but with enthusiastic anticipation for what would come when we next played together.
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